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Simple Fucks Review

Reviewed: 2007-11-08
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Our Rating: 81/100

Quality of Content: 21/25

Purchase Value: 16/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 7/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 3/5

Originality: 8/10

Navigation: 3/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: yes

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For SimpleFucks

User Rating: 50/100 - based on 61 votes.

Price & Payment Options



Standard price: $1.85 (3 days, recurring at $39.98 / 30days)

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Standard price: $29.99 (30 days, recurring at $29.99 / 30 days)

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My Opinion About SimpleFucks

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Is there such a thing called Simple Fucks? Obviously, there's a site with that name, but I'm not sure that fucking is every really simple. However, I suppose if you consider that the so called simple-minded sluts on this site are a sure thing and come with no-strings attached, than perhaps there are just SimpleFucks. Certainly, I'm not opposed to this concept.

Naughty is a little bit of an understatement when it comes to the dirty-minded and sexually mischievous vixens on SimpleFucks. However, if you happen to want a whole lot of hoes and hardcore bang for your buck, then you're in luck. With your membership comes access to 71 XXX bonus and 12 exclusive sites, including titillating titles like TeenageWhores, HerFirstAnal and SluttySquirters. There are also links to live chicks, but they aren't directly associated with

You won't find any lack of episodes here. There are 35 so far, and there are weekly updates. All episodes come with a set of high-definition pictures. However, there's also an additional 87 hardcore sets to browse. The exclusive photos are crystal clear. They are 1024x682 shots and there are no touch ups. While the babes might be amateur, I wouldn't really call the photos amateur, although they aren't exactly glamour, but rather somewhere between the two. The only thing that really matters is that there are some good angles. Basically, the 150 shots follow the video action, so a set starts with clothed models and moves through to hardcore. I didn't really see anything that struck me as original, but you can expect some typical images of cock-sucking, penetration and, of course, cum streaming from a dick onto a chick. While the photos are sharp and a good tease to make you hot while waiting for movies, I really wasn't fond of the way I had to browse them. They aren't difficult to look through, but there's just a lot of back-clicking involved. A slideshow would be a good addition.

I found the movies to be more exciting than the pictures. There are medium-quality
QuickTime and Windows Media films (519Kbps 380x214), but there's also a 1.99Mbps 1280x720 WMV download, which is obviously the one I suggest. The films are 16 to 20 minutes long, but they're split into two to three parts with no option for a complete download. Also, there aren't any contemporary format options like iPod or PSP. Still, the quality is excellent. Just as the title suggests, these are indeed simple fucks.

There are no gonzo situations, reality set-ups or scripts. The moves open as if we've just dropped in on a couple in the heat of a passionate moment. Clothes are still on, but come off quickly, and the moment that they do is the moment the chicks wrap their mouths around an already throbbing cock and we all know that blowjobs tend to lead into doggy-style or reverse-cowgirl fuck fests. Couples are always caught in good positions so that we can see exactly what's happening, and I personally enjoyed close-ups mixed with full-body shots where you can see the expressions of the models as they passionately build their desire into explosive orgasms.

Final Verdict

Even though there aren't any wild contortionist positions or kinkier Kama Sutra moves, the sex on Simple Fucks is just as promised, and that's straight-up and to the cum-shot point. Originality isn't the strong point of the site, but there are some sexy models that'll burn a hole in your loins the moment they open their mouths to suck and their thighs to fuck. Lots of bonuses in reality and hardcore niches combined with good-quality videos makes Simple Fucks a worthwhile place to jack-off.

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